And then there's this
Note: there's a shorter version on youtube if you don't want to spend 9 minutes of your life on it -- look for "Japanese Precision"...
Thanks to SI for this :-)
Updated irregularly, with wildly varying degrees of enthusiasm and skill.
My motorcycle broke down today, so I walked a quarter mile or so to the bus stop. As I was waiting for the pedestrian signal to let me cross, I saw my bus, which was the last one of the day going to my town. I ran across the street (in front of the bus) and came panting up to the closed door. The driver was apparently mad that I'd made him wait by running across the street in front of him, so he looked right at me, scowled, and drove away.