suave and debonair
Sometimes (ie, always) when I go to bed I just drop my jeans at the side of the bed.
If they're not dirty, later I put them away to wear again.
Usually later means the next morning; sometimes it means the next week. This fact is irrelevant to this already extremely pointless story.
Anyway, today I wore one such already-worn pair of jeans. At the end of the day I went to the bathroom; when I pulled up my jeans my boxers felt like they were bunched up somehow. I shook them out and tried again -- same feeling. Finally I reached back and pulled out an extra set of pre-worn underwear that had been somehow riding around in the back of my jeans for the entire day.
That pair of jeans is pretty loose, but I still can't imagine why I didn't feel an extra pair of boxers wadded up back there. I can only wonder how they looked. My guess is not awesome.