suave and debonair
Sometimes (ie, always) when I go to bed I just drop my jeans at the side of the bed.
If they're not dirty, later I put them away to wear again.
Usually later means the next morning; sometimes it means the next week. This fact is irrelevant to this already extremely pointless story.
Anyway, today I wore one such already-worn pair of jeans. At the end of the day I went to the bathroom; when I pulled up my jeans my boxers felt like they were bunched up somehow. I shook them out and tried again -- same feeling. Finally I reached back and pulled out an extra set of pre-worn underwear that had been somehow riding around in the back of my jeans for the entire day.
That pair of jeans is pretty loose, but I still can't imagine why I didn't feel an extra pair of boxers wadded up back there. I can only wonder how they looked. My guess is not awesome.
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Maybe it's time to go with a size smaller size jeans. I'm no expert, but I think if additional articles of clothing can fit in them, they just might be too big. Just an idea...
i've only gotten as far as putting on the pants with the old underwear still inside. however, i was able to notice it during the first hour. i've actually done it more than once. it kind of freaks me out a little, truth be told.
wow. this is fascinating.
ah. I really needed that. Thanks.
At least you came up with a blog idea.
every time I think of this---picture this---I just crack up. Not sure how it was even possible but it must've been something to behold.
hmm, my guess = your guess
Hey jay are, I thought of something similar too on how he could go the whole day without knowing they were there but instead of “crack up” I thought of the reverse.
I was going to comment but decided it was likely inappropriate so I will let this one go.
Hard not to laugh at this one! What a mental picture it brings!
I laugh because the clever title sets us up for this funny story...
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