My daughter suggested that I used to write funny stories, and also post some of them on my blog and why don't I do that any more.
The answer is that I'm very busy and my life right now is very boring. Sorry about that.
For the sake of the 3 people who still read this blog, I'll post a cartoon I liked, from http://www.xkcd.com/:
Also: my hockey team that usually loses has posted two wins in a row, including last night's game where my line* scored all five goals in a 5-2 effort. Great was our status in the locker room, with many kudos heaped upon us plus guy stuff where people pretend to be angry that we hogged all the scoring and disparage us and our heritage. A good time had by all.
*For those who care: a "line" is three forwards (a center and two wingers) who play together -- we would typically get on and off the ice within a few seconds of each other, etc, so we stay together as a unit...