Things that make you go Hmm...
My niece Sequoiah (okay, actually she's Hannah's niece -- does that make her my ex-niece?) has a stuffed turtle that she uses as a teething toy. The turtle has flippers, a mask, and a snorkel. Sequoiah chews on the snorkel.
Here are a couple of pictures of the turtle and his snorkel.
My question to you, dear readers, is this: could you could make a snorkel that looks more like genitalia? Is it even possible? I mean, if the pope commissioned Michelangelo to draw the male reproductive organs and then fasten them onto the head of a stuffed turtle, would you get anything more penis-like? No? I didn't think so, either.
posted by Rob @ 6:10:00 PM
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6 Comments:
I'm sitting here laughing out loud at both the photos and your comments. Absolutively funny!
if i didn't used to provide personal care for severely disabled adults, and the first diaper i had ever changed wasn't on a 28 year old man, i would have no frame of reference.
*cough*
really.
I, too, am just cracking right up. Oh good grief...and h-f, that's quite an unfortunate frame of reference for you to have :)
I believe this turtle is classified in the erectile family.
blogball, you've been missed!
this is hysterical. you're right, this toy could not be made to look more phallic.
this post & the next one prove the split personalities that comprise bryan...
jay are, that's awful sweet (and hopeful) of you to believe me...
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