workplace conversation
Gwen: Did you hear what happened? Vera confronted Mary because she'd heard Mary called her a "heifer". Vera called Mary a skinny, no-butt, no-boobs, anemic...
Cynthia: Well, who told Vera that Mary had called her a heifer?
Gwen (brightly): Me!
posted by Rob @ 12:58:00 PM
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4 Comments:
Wow, is this for real?
brilliant. really.
That sounds like situations that I would be glad to be retired from. :) ec
Yup. Real conversation, as relayed to me by Cynthia.
Followup:
Talking to a guy I met, a co-worker of Cynthia's -- at the mention of Gwen, he says "Ooh, I don't like her. I just have the urge to poke her in the eye with a fork..."
It sounds pretty horrible written down, I guess, but when he said it it was hilarious.
Okay, I guess you had to be there...
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