Thursday, January 19, 2006

workplace conversation

Gwen: Did you hear what happened? Vera confronted Mary because she'd heard Mary called her a "heifer". Vera called Mary a skinny, no-butt, no-boobs, anemic...

Cynthia: Well, who told Vera that Mary had called her a heifer?

Gwen (brightly): Me!

4 Comments:

At Fri Jan 20, 07:19:00 PM PST, Blogger unca said...

Wow, is this for real?

 
At Fri Jan 20, 08:12:00 PM PST, Blogger jay are said...

brilliant. really.

 
At Sat Jan 21, 08:36:00 AM PST, Blogger mreddie said...

That sounds like situations that I would be glad to be retired from. :) ec

 
At Sat Jan 21, 08:02:00 PM PST, Blogger bryan torre said...

Yup. Real conversation, as relayed to me by Cynthia.

Followup:
Talking to a guy I met, a co-worker of Cynthia's -- at the mention of Gwen, he says "Ooh, I don't like her. I just have the urge to poke her in the eye with a fork..."

It sounds pretty horrible written down, I guess, but when he said it it was hilarious.

Okay, I guess you had to be there...

 

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