Wednesday, November 08, 2006

teenager logic

Let's say you're carrying something heavy and bulky, like a mattress, down the hallway into a bedroom.
Let's say you bump open the door to the bedroom just as someone else was about to leave that bedroom.

Reaction of normal person:
1) Jump back out of the way.
2) Hold open the door.
3) Perhaps look around to see if they can clear your path in some way.

Reaction of teenager:
Attempt to squeeze past you and the mattress as you're in the act of trying to carry it through the door, placing themselves precisely in your path as if your activities are irrelevant in the face of their pressing need to be about their business.

I'm not mad, I'm just saying.

2 Comments:

At Wed Nov 08, 12:50:00 PM PST, Blogger SoozeSchmooze said...

good thing you have a place to vent because it probably keeps your good humor alive so you don't have to become annoyed by such thoughtless acts...that usually go away as the teen person grows and develops as a human being! Thanks for the laugh though..I had no trouble visualizing the scene!!

 
At Thu Nov 16, 03:31:00 PM PST, Blogger Happy Mask Saleswoman said...

All this proves even more that he is useless and you should sell him and buy us a nicer house where we can live in peace free of his emo attitude.

 

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