teenager logic

Let's say you're carrying something heavy and bulky, like a mattress, down the hallway into a bedroom.
Let's say you bump open the door to the bedroom just as someone else was about to leave that bedroom.

Reaction of normal person:
1) Jump back out of the way.
2) Hold open the door.
3) Perhaps look around to see if they can clear your path in some way.

Reaction of teenager:
Attempt to squeeze past you and the mattress as you're in the act of trying to carry it through the door, placing themselves precisely in your path as if your activities are irrelevant in the face of their pressing need to be about their business.

I'm not mad, I'm just saying.