Children's books not recommended by the National Library Assn +
· Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.
· The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables.
· The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy.
· Bob the Germ's Wondrous Journey Into and Back Out of Your Digestive System.
· The Little Engine that Could Becomes intoxicated and Kills Civilians.
· Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's Games of Revenge.
· Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures.
· Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander into The 'Hood'.
· Clifford the Big Red Dog Accidentally Eats his Masters and is Put to Sleep.
· Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle.
· Things Rich Kids Have, but you never will.
· Let's Draw Betty and Veronica without their clothes on.
· The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead.
· Strangers Have the Best Candy
· The Little Sissy Who Snitched
· Some Kittens Can Fly!
· Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
· The Attention Deficit Disorder Assn's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
· You Are Different and That's Bad
· Dad's New Wife Timothy
· POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games
· What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
· Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
· Bi-Curious George
· Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
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These are so GREAT!!! I've read them to my children many times. Do you think that could be the problem?
i have a dumb question: does the "+" after the title mean that one is borrowing from someone else's creation when one is too "busy" to create their own original post? :)
just asking (not editorializing)...
Very funny, think I need to get copies of some of those !!!
Too funny!
Did you ever read my post of bogus kid books? I think that one generated the best comments ever.
http://nonewzhomefires.blogspot.com/2005/05/reading-rainbow.html
Check it out if you have time. :)
Lois Lane
yeah, i've been putting the "+" in to indicate it's not my material.
lois, i missed your book post, but i'll check it out immediately i post this...
pop up book of human anatomy...
ew.
who needs to see a pancreas pop out of the page at you.
the inner organs are why it's not recommended, correct?
Actually, there's a great anatomy "Pop-up" book of sorts that was published in 1619. You can go to this link to see a quick photo of one of the pages:
http://www.lib.uiowa.edu/hardin/rbr/imaging/remmelin/layer_pl2_mbody_z11.htm
whoa...
ni-i-i-c-e.
Need to send this list to my nieces for their kids. :0
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