Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Children's books not recommended by the National Library Assn +

· Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.
· The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables.
· The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy.
· Bob the Germ's Wondrous Journey Into and Back Out of Your Digestive System.
· The Little Engine that Could Becomes intoxicated and Kills Civilians.
· Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's Games of Revenge.
· Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures.
· Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander into The 'Hood'.
· Clifford the Big Red Dog Accidentally Eats his Masters and is Put to Sleep.
· Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle.
· Things Rich Kids Have, but you never will.
· Let's Draw Betty and Veronica without their clothes on.
· The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead.
· Strangers Have the Best Candy
· The Little Sissy Who Snitched
· Some Kittens Can Fly!
· Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
· The Attention Deficit Disorder Assn's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
· You Are Different and That's Bad
· Dad's New Wife Timothy
· POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games
· What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
· Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
· Bi-Curious George
· Daddy Drinks Because You Cry


At Tue Dec 13, 03:56:00 PM PST, Blogger jay are said...

These are so GREAT!!! I've read them to my children many times. Do you think that could be the problem?

At Tue Dec 13, 05:08:00 PM PST, Anonymous si said...

i have a dumb question: does the "+" after the title mean that one is borrowing from someone else's creation when one is too "busy" to create their own original post? :)

just asking (not editorializing)...

At Tue Dec 13, 06:00:00 PM PST, Blogger Meow said...

Very funny, think I need to get copies of some of those !!!

At Tue Dec 13, 06:11:00 PM PST, Blogger No_Newz said...

Too funny!
Did you ever read my post of bogus kid books? I think that one generated the best comments ever.
Check it out if you have time. :)
Lois Lane

At Wed Dec 14, 08:00:00 AM PST, Blogger bryan torre said...

yeah, i've been putting the "+" in to indicate it's not my material.
lois, i missed your book post, but i'll check it out immediately i post this...

At Wed Dec 14, 07:30:00 PM PST, Blogger heatherfeather said...

pop up book of human anatomy...


who needs to see a pancreas pop out of the page at you.

the inner organs are why it's not recommended, correct?

At Thu Dec 15, 07:48:00 AM PST, Blogger unca said...

Actually, there's a great anatomy "Pop-up" book of sorts that was published in 1619. You can go to this link to see a quick photo of one of the pages:

At Thu Dec 15, 08:59:00 AM PST, Blogger heatherfeather said...


At Thu Dec 15, 11:40:00 AM PST, Blogger jay are said...


At Fri Dec 16, 01:46:00 PM PST, Blogger scorpio113 said...

funny as hell! especially liked "Strangers have the Best Candy" NICE!!!

At Sat Dec 31, 03:39:00 PM PST, Blogger Faye_Hart said...

Need to send this list to my nieces for their kids. :0


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