Someone is dumber than me

I got this email today from Mr. John Stubbs:

Compliments of the day to you.
I represent UK IMPORT CORPERATION based in England, and we have a marketing quota for the year to meet.
For this we are recruiting representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our customers in Europe and North America as well as making payments through you as our payment officer.
It is upon this note that we seek your assistance to stand as our representative in your country.
Note that, as our representative, you will receive 10% of whatever amount you clear for the company and the balance you will be instructed on proceedings to come. We look forward to expanding worldwide before the year 2007 and do hope you could be part of the company's development.
Please, to facilitate the conclusion of this transaction if accepted, do send promptly via email the basic requirements provided underneath to commence registration processes:
(1) Your full names,
(2) Contact address and,
(3) Phone/fax numbers.
Thank you for your time.
Regards,
Mr. John Stubbs
UK IMPORT CORPERATION
Freight Fwdg. Svcs.

So I realize we all get these all the time. My point, while vague, is something like this:

1) How stupid do you have to be to believe that a multinational corporation is going to look for help from random people (people who subscribe to AOL, for pete's sake!), and that they're going to go about it with a spam email?
How desperate and gullible must some people be? This makes me sad, so I'm not going to think about it any more...

2) If you're going to do this phishing thing, why not learn to spell? Why not decide exactly what your CORPERATION does? Does it import or export? Does it have proofreaders?

3) What exactly are the Compliments of The Day today?

4) I'm glad that "...the balance [I] will be instructed on proceedings to come" and I look forward eagerly to this happening.