Thursday, January 06, 2005

a partial list of things our cat brought into the house

baby rhinoceros
garter snake
bob barker
miscellaneous other birds

most of these little woodland creatures were already dead by the time the cat got them into the house, but some were still technically alive, providing him with many hours of amusement. his favorite were birds that could still sort of fly -- they would lurch spastically through the air, into walls, etc, leaving feathers and blood everywhere...

the duckling was alive, and we released him back into the stream at the rear of our property.

the snake was dead, but didn't realize it right away.

my wife locked the chipmunk in the bathroom. he tore around the room, jumping crazily from towels to bath to sink, and ended up falling into the toilet bowl. we're not sure if if he was just clumsy, or if it was a suicide attempt.

i was just kidding about bob barker. and the rhinoceros.


At Thu Jan 06, 04:36:00 PM PST, Blogger No_Newz said...

Egads! I could see the headlines now: Chip Mourns Dale's Untimely Aquatic Suicide

Poor Chip! RIP Dale!
Lois Lane

At Thu Jan 06, 11:52:00 PM PST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Chipmunk Death Decidedly Unheroic"


At Tue Jan 11, 11:21:00 PM PST, Blogger gemmak said...

Lmao...."baby rhinoceros", I shall have to prepare myself for that one as the young cat here progresses through hunting school!

At Wed Jan 12, 12:26:00 AM PST, Blogger mamacita said...

This is so disgusting!!(Except for the "lucky duck") And I hate my display name because some writers might think I'm their mother or something.
(I do like your writing though)


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