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Bumper stickers/T-shirts I like:

• Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
• This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
• One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.
• I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
• Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
• Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
• Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
• Do they ever shut up on your planet?
• Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
• You look like crap. Is that the style now?
• I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
• Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.