quotes for the day

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."
- Mitch Radcliff

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.
- Jack Handey (?)