Saturday, March 10, 2007

missile-eh-knee

There's the thousand-hand dance.

Plus the fact that my client farted in my cubicle the other day. I like him very much, but I thought that was uncalled for. Perhaps most because it reminded me of the time a few yrs ago when I let loose a deadly blast in my office exactly 3 seconds before my boss walked in. She pretended not to notice anything, but if *my* eyes were watering, how must she have been feeling?

And while we're embarrassing ourselves:
Today I was driving to work with the CD player going, and caught myself imagining I was the star of a movie and this was the montage complete with soundtrack. As I looked out in various directions, I made appropriate facial gestures to convey that I was sexy, yet deep.

In conclusion, a quote from Sam:
Bulimia -- twice the taste, none of the calories...

5 Comments:

At Sat Mar 10, 08:26:00 AM PST, Blogger Alan said...

Yet another anecdote supporting my theory that women love farts. Let one loose and a female will immediately appear.

 
At Sat Mar 10, 12:57:00 PM PST, Blogger Happy Mask Saleswoman said...

Actually, that quote isn't mine. I got it from www.explosm.net.

 
At Sun Mar 11, 08:21:00 PM PDT, Blogger si said...

cool video. and thx for sharing about farting! (also, do i know this female boss you've referred to more than once -- initials LB?) and "sexy, yet deep" -- yup, i can imagine this performance! :)

 
At Sun Mar 11, 10:01:00 PM PDT, Blogger anya ransuns aka Roxy said...

I read in the comments to the thousand hand dance video that the artists are deaf. Cool.

 
At Mon Mar 12, 04:48:00 PM PDT, Blogger jay are said...

yes, every single dancer is deaf. Isn't that amazing and cool? There is a person in each corner of the stage that gives prompts now and then, but otherwise...anyway, very awesome.

 

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