my cell phone company is brilliant
When I check my voicemail, I want to get to the messages as quickly and painlessly as possible. That's the point of VM, at least for me.
Anyway, the voicemail message used to be:
"You have... two... unheard messages. First unheard message..."
I already thought that was too much. So recently, in a spasm of stupidity, they added a third sentence in the middle, just in case we didn't get the point.
Now it says:
"You have... two... unheard messages. The following msgs have not been heard. First unheard message..."
Did someone actually ask for this? If so, what is wrong with that person?